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Time Left
Published on May 7, 2008 12:45 PM
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup . After a performing a thorough examination and running multiple tests, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," says the doctor, "You're …
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College Letters
Published on May 7, 2008 12:43 PM
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes …
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Charlie’s Wife
Published on May 7, 2008 12:41 PM
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The …
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Smart Irishman
Published on May 7, 2008 12:39 PM
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you... you have cancer and it can't be cured . I'd give you two weeks to a …
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Mental Patient
Published on May 7, 2008 12:37 PM
John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital . One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him, …
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Skin Graft
Published on May 7, 2008 12:35 PM
A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. …